By C.F. Twob
Ponderings from Pluto publisher
Once again, Paris Hilton has been caught in a sex scandal. No, this scandal wasn’t videotaped for the whole world to see Hilton in her au naturel state, but even worse, tongues are wagging about where the scandal took place.
Paparazzi caught Hilton sneaking out of a hotel room with what appeared to be the CEO of a Fortune 500 company.
The name of the hotel?
Hilton declined comment, but sources say that Hilton was looking for a place for a quick rendezvous. Unfortunately, there wasn’t a Hilton Hotel in sight. Out of desperation, Hilton and her boyfriend checked into a Motel 6. The motel logs indicate that Hilton checked in under the name “Paige Edwards”, the name of her character in the 2005 film House of Wax.
Paris’ parents, Rick and Kathy Hilton, released this statement exclusively to Ponderings from Pluto: “Obviously, we are deeply disappointed in our daughter’s private life indescretions being made public. Honestly, of all the places to go, Motel 6?!”
Motel 6 prides itself on “clean, comfortable rooms” and “leaving the light on” for its customers. It’s not known if Paris took advantage of this convenience.