President Obama announces his resignation


President Obama has announced his resignation as President of the United States.

“This job was far more difficult than I could’ve imagined,” he said. “I didn’t sign up for a job where I’m constantly inundated with phone calls, meetings and having to deal with the likes of Iran.

Reports say Obama was also being pressured by his top advisors to surrender his Blackberry, for security reasons.

Effective immediately, Joe Biden will be sworn in as the 45th president. He is rumored to be considering Secretary of State Hillary Clinton for vice president.


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