If you want a job working for Mahmoud Ahmadinejad…

Ponderings from Pluto has learned that when going in to the interview, having an impressive resume might not be enough to work for Iran’s president. Instead, according to an anonymous source deep within the Iranian regime, here are three things you can do to earn employment working for Ah-Mad:

One: End every sentence by exuberantly shouting “Death to Israel!” or “Death to America!”

Two: Suggest that a new waste management plant be named after former U.S. president George W. Bush

Three: Suggest funds to be used for a research program to clone American political sheep like Sean Penn, who have no clue the true intentions of Islamofascism.

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